AISubs v3.7
- Welcome, I'm Shibata. - I'm Toshimitsu.
- I'm Yomaru. - And...
- Oh... - Oh!
- I'm Sue. - Nice to meet you.
- This is it, right? - What?
- This is it, right? - This is it, right?
- Amazing, right? - This is it, right?
- This is what we're doing today. - Thank you for earlier.
- You asked me to do this. - Ask you?
- Out of nowhere. Was it last week?
- I made 15 one-shot jokes for the next shoot. - No way!
- F... - You know...
- It's common sense. I can't think of it. - That's what you thought.
- Since you asked me to do it... - Yeah.
- I'm sorry I can't do it for you. - Yeah.
- So I did it like this. - Yeah.
- Today, I made 10 jokes in the morning. - That's crazy.
- Yesterday, I counted them all and made one in two hours. - That's crazy.
- Today, I finished it at 7:30 in the morning. - Wow!
- You're a dead man. - Thank you for that.
- And I don't know what it's for. - Oh, I see.
- I don't know what it's for, but I'll say it. - What is it?
- Tetsuya's one-shot joke! - Even without sound effects!
- Tetsuya's one-shot joke is real! - You can tell what it's about with just the movement!
- You really know what it is. - I've known about this one since I was little.
- It's usually decided like this, "te-te-te-te-te - te-te-te-te-te-te-te-te" - Like a new genre!
- "Funny new genre!" - It's not the new genre anymore!
- That's not what we're looking for! We're trying to sound like this!
It's funny that you suddenly say that rhythm is bad.
Because it's painful.
Pay attention to it and look at the one-shot gag that you just did.
If you roll with the movement of your nose, it will be like this.
One person will do one gag.
I think the correct answer is difficult, but if you are close, you can win one point and play a game.
I think it's about five questions.
What?
What? Five questions?
Why?
I said fifteen questions.
I got a penalty.
You can't get a penalty.
I'm sorry.
If you don't do it, you can't do it.
I have only ten questions left.
If you say it quickly, you can win one point.
It's a bonus.
It's about five points.
Let's do it until you're satisfied.
If you're satisfied, let's end it right away.
I think one-team gag is interesting.
One-team gag is good.
Let's do one-team gag.
Let's think about it.
Let's band and talk about it.
Can we get it?
But when you talk about it, you might get it.
No, I think you can get it.
If you say it, you'll get it.
I think you can get it.
If you say it, you'll win one point.
Let's play the first game.
I think there's a lot of people who don't like it.
Yes, then...
Wow!
It's a house!
There's a cat!
There's no way we're doing it in a place like a stage!
We'll have a cat together, so we'll do it together.
Is this a senior?
No, it's a senior.
And I came up with it as a senior and took it from there.
Here's the first one!
Do you know?
Oh! Oh! Huh?
No, it's wonderful!
Wow! It's amazing!
It's wonderful!
It's hot!
It's wonderful!
It's so rich!
We can do it like this!
It'll be a good product!
How many times did you do it?
I think it was about three times.
Did you change it for the fourth time?
It started at nine o'clock.
And at the end...
What time is it here?
It doesn't say what time.
It's close.
It's totally P.
Oh, I see!
I didn't know that!
I'm sorry.
Who's going to do it? It's a representative!
I'll give you one more chance.
Thank you.
P...
I'll give you the correct answer.
Do you know?
P...
Correct!
After overlapping here, it became "P"!
Detailed!
Once you have this sense of discomfort, you can say, "Huh?"
It was properly guided.
It's kind of nice, isn't it?
No, this is a high-quality question, isn't it?
This is...
This is the best I could come up with this time.
It was easy at first.
But now is probably the easiest, so...
That's right.
It's getting harder and harder.
Here's the second one.
Yes.
The second one is...
Here it is.
Oh!
I don't know...
It's like peace off...
Is he a monster or Kamen Rider?
It's more interesting that he's fighting alone, isn't it?
It doesn't change our speed in just one joke though.
I didn't realize it after all this time.
I need you to be near me as possible!
Cause I'm here!
Toh!
Somehow! I'm somehow here!
You make a face and say "I will transform"!
So...
You think about if you will transform or not...
You are...
A pervert!
Ah!
Transformer?
No!
No! I'm not!
Transforming and sleeping are possible?
Let me see it again!
I think 8% of people would do that!
Well...
Let's go!
Yes!
Traaaaaansform!
Sleeping!
Whatever you say...
When you were Kamen Rider...
- That's upsetting. - Yeah, it is.
The second question.
And the answer is...
A weirdo!
- So you were a weirdo. - A weirdo.
- I see! - Ah...
You really did it this time.
- This is the worst part. - Yeah.
- I feel bad for him. - Poor guy.
1/15!
- This is bad. - I'm getting excited listening to this.
- Can you do an update version of this? - I can do it now, right?
- An update version? - I want to hear what you just said!
- Ah, right! - I want to hear what you just said!
Hm!
He~n!
Tai!
Chin!
Kaminaitara!
Ki!
Tou!
- Yay! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
Thank you!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Oh my! - I'm sure you'll win!
- You're a professional! - You were close!
- We should try another version of this conversation. - Yeah.
- You were close! - That was close!
- Genius, genius, Kamen Rider - I thought it would end!
- Oh man...
- So close! - Scary, scary, scary...
- Puhi, Puhi, Puhi, Puhi - This is hot.
- The third one is... - Yes?
At first, I was like, "Wow, I'm tired."
- "I'm tired." - "Maybe I should stretch a little."
- But this is what I want to do the most. - Because you spend the most time on it.
- That's right. - Yes, it's here.
- "No, I can't help it, it's too long!" - You felt it, didn't you?
- In the morning. - "No..."
- That's right. - Let's watch it one more time.
- Let's watch it one more time.
- Wow... - Wow...
- I'm bored. - I'm bored.
- I don't know if it'll be a pachinko or a koro. - What is this place?
- You got it! - What did you get?!
- This is a koro (pachinko)! - It's a koro!
- It could be a koro here... - It's a koro here!
- And this is the koro-shaped pachinko. - Yes!
- The koro with the koro! - The koro with the koro!
I put this rubber band here, but it was loose!
So I thought, "Wow, this one is a pachinko."
I'm bored. Can I play pachinko?
I made this pachinko shape.
And I showed it here.
"That's a pachinko." I showed the rubber band.
You know it, right?
No, this one is a pachinko!
Shibata, can I go?
Let's go.
Completely.
I'll go.
Ah, I'm bored.
Can I play pachinko?
No, this one is a pachinko!
I got it!
Thank you!
I got it!
The correct answer is...
this one.
Ah, I'm bored.
Can I play pachinko?
I'll show you.
Oh, you mean this way?
You did a good job.
It was fun to play pachinko.
How did you feel when you were drinking?
I thought, "Should I play pachinko?"
I thought, "Someone is watching me playing pachinko."
I thought, "Should I play pachinko?"
Someone is watching me playing pachinko.
You're right.
It's really funny.
I'm grateful.
The fourth one is...
Utanetana
You know it well.
There is a theory that it's just a rhythm.
In that case, it's a song.
If it's a rhythm, it's bigger and clearer.
If it's a rhythm...
If it's not good, it's like this.
I don't have such a format.
I can't stop singing.
I'm sure you can guess it.
It's a song about a story.
It's a song that anyone can guess.
It's difficult.
This is difficult.
If you get it right, you'll be surprised.
You know it.
You think you know it, don't you?
You know it, don't you?
That's why it's so much fun.
Utanetana
Can I give you a hint?
Can I give you a hint that you know the song?
Look at this.
That's it!
Somewhere far away in a low chest
I see. You didn't take care of your own school.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That's the answer.
Somewhere far away in a low chest
That's amazing!
But it's amazing!
With only this hint, everyone was like...
Huh? What's going on?
We knew right away.
This was brain juice.
Even with a hint, it feels good.
I want you to do it without a hint.
Duck is dead.
It's shocking.
Whoa!
If you get it right...
If you get it wrong...
Dah!
If you get it wrong...
Duck is dead.
Shall we go with this one now?
Yes!
Question number five!
Duck is dead.
Huh?
Whoa!
Why "Whoa!"?
Sir!
It's just like a crow.
But if it's not a crow, I feel like I'm going to do this.
As expected of Tetsuya, you are kind.
[Tetsuya is kind.]
He will definitely bring out a crow at the end of the song.
[Next time, they will perform a live performance of "Crow".]
Oh...
- The rhythm... - The "sawa" part...
- Break the rhythm. - Break the rhythm in the middle.
"I didn't have any friends to play "sawa" with."
- Let's go with that. - Let's go with that.
- Three of us will answer. - Yes.
- Seriously? - Seriously?
Don't look at the camera!
One, two...
"I didn't have any friends to play "sawa" with."
- "Killua"? - "Killua" is correct.
- "Killua" is correct.
The correct answer is...
♪ "sawa" and "who will be eaten" and "Russian roulette"...
- "Russian roulette"... - "Russian roulette" turned into "crow"!?
- That was your choice, wasn't it? - I was a little angry.
- I was looking for "roulette" in "Russian". - Well, everyone turned into "crow", right?
- Yeah... - "Crow" was in the middle of "crow".
- "Who will be eaten" and "Russian roulette"... - "Who will be eaten" and "Russian roulette"...
- I wanted "Russian" more in the game. - That's a problem, right?
- That's a problem, right?
- Next question. - Yes!
- Let's make it difficult. - Let's make it difficult.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- You've made up your mind. - You've made up your mind!
- This is difficult. - This is difficult.
- But still... - I've heard of it.
- But still... - It's the same pattern as "jinko".
- I've shown you the shape, but it's a little more surreal.
- Even if you stretch it, it looks like Achilles tendon is cut off.
- Well, it's too late now, isn't it? - Well, it's too late now, isn't it?
- Well, Achilles tendon is cut off, but it doesn't look like it.
- This is a real pinch. - It's really funny.
- But it's really childish. - That's right.
- Just run away! - Yeah.
- Yoshimitsu, critical confession. - This is funny.
- This is funny. - I know.
- It's like that. - Really?
- Is it deeper now? - Well, in the beginning...
- Well, in the beginning... - It doesn't matter anymore, does it?
What? What? What is it?
No, I want you to be impatient from something.
I really want you to be impatient.
Yeah.
It should be a big pinch.
Like stepping on sand or something.
- Oh, you've already stepped on it. - I haven't stepped on it, but it's stretching.
- It's like stretching. - It's a little...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
- I don't know. - Yeah.
- There's a nuance.
Okay, here we go.
Well...
I'll do it too.
Well, you've already stepped on it, right?
Yeah.
Well, is it the time to say it?
- Is it the time to say it? - Is it the time to say it?
- The correct answer is... - The correct answer is...
This one.
W-well...
Even so...
It's been two years...
Since I stepped on high heels on the ground...
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
- Even so... - Even so...
- That one's funny. - Yeah.
- That one's a pop song. - Yeah, it is.
- "It's hard" is a little... - Yeah.
- I thought it was a little dark. - It's hard to understand.
It often seems like you can afford it, but in fact, you can do it like this.
Even if it's just that, I want to get it right.
- Hahahahaha! - Hahahahaha!
In terms of fun, I think I can say all 15 of them.
- Plus 2 or 1? - Plus 2 or 1?
I'd like you to do it the other way around.
Oh, the movement?
Yeah, in katakana...
I'll translate everything into katakana and send it to you, so you can't move.
- Wait a minute. - Okay.
- Here I go. - Oh?
- Huh? - Oh?
- Completely in kanji, right? - Completely in kanji.
Please play scallop with me.
- But this is... - I know.
- Let's try it. - Like this?
- Please... - Because we're in Kaina...
- Like this?
- Dogeza... Dogeza... Dogeza? - Like...
Please...
Please play...
scallop with me!
- No, that's... - Hahaha!
- No, it's fine. - "Please..."
- Let me try it. - Let me try it.
- I can do it. - Here I go.
Please...
Please play...
scallop with me!
- You got this one, right? - I did.
Sit down! Sit down! Sit down!
- I'll give you the answer. - Sit!
- The answer is... - Please!
- Please!
- Scallop with me! - Scallop with me!
- Which one!? - I want to know which one!
- Propose! - Please propose!
- You have to know which one we forgot. - This one was...
- It was too early... - This one was wrong.
- This one was too early! - I got too excited!
- I was wondering if you would apologize or not. - I'm embarrassed!
- You have to apologize! - You have to apologize!
- If you had said it a little earlier... - It's really embarrassing.
- It's embarrassing, isn't it? - It's embarrassing, isn't it?
- I said it a little too late... - You're a man of conscience.
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Are you serious? - I'm not saying that!
- You said it too early... - You said it too early!
- I'm not saying it! - I'm not saying it!
- Please answer the question. - Please answer the question.
- Here it is.
- What? - What?
- It's cold. - It's cold.
- You said it's cold, and I felt a rhythm like "hmm, hmm, hmm" in my brain. - I felt it, too.
- Are you surprised? - Let me try it.
- It's really cold.
Hahaha!
Why is it so fast?!
Grrrr!
I didn't know it would be like this.
Huh? It's cold!
Isn't it "hassan"?
Huh? "hassan"?
Huh? It's a little bad.
Isn't it "samusamu hassan"?
"samusamu hassan"?
It's cold, it's cold, it's cold!
If it's "hassan", it's too simple.
But I can feel the breath.
samusamu
Wow!
kamaki
"samusamu kenpo"!
"samusamu kenpo"?
Is it too serious?
"samusamu kenpo" is too bad.
kiku
"kiku"?
"samusamu kenpo"!
"kiku"?
Is it too serious?
Hahaha!
Tetsuya's face at the end.
Yeah.
His face was pretty decided.
Yeah.
What's your favorite character?
Favorite character...
I like "hassan".
I don't think there's a real answer.
Tetsuya's "kokosamu"
"kokosamu"?
It seems like it.
"kokosamu" seems like it.
"kokosamu"!
kossamu
kokosamu
kokosamu kenpo
I like it.
"samusamu kenpo" is...
kikusamu
"koko ichiban samuya" is...
koko ichiban samuya
Curry is most enjoyable, though.
Curry... It's cold.
- It's cold. - It's cold.
The coldest.
- "koko ichiban samuya" - This restaurant...
This restaurant is cold!
This restaurant may be cold!
This restaurant is cold!
cold...
mise... misesamu
Too tight.
misesamu
(Laughter)
Stop it!
It's cold and healthy!
(Laughter)
It doesn't make any sense!
I'll do it.
Wow!
This shop is cold!
It's cold!
I'll tell you the answer!
The answer is this!
Wow!
This room is cold!
Stop it!
It's cold!
It's cold and healthy!
(Music)
Don't think too much!
Would you say "it's cold noodles" with "hassam"?
Oh!
"Hassam"!
"Have some
You did it.
You're not good at solving problems.
You want to solve it with your face, even if you think it's too simple.
You're good at thinking and solving.
We should say thank you to Tetsuya.
Thank you!
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I want you to enjoy it the most.
It's really good.
It was fun.
It was a good event.
You can do it at events.
You can do it at events a lot these days.
You can do it at events.
I learned that you can do funny things if you cut off Tetsuya's energy.
Ready, set...
It's off.